Justin's Humor Bookshelf

This shelf is full of random silliness, little of it containing any real redeeming social value save that it has at one time struck Justin as amusing. Books here include:

• A thick tome titled The Top Five List, containing hundreds if not thousands of lists that manage to just barely evade a trademark-infringement lawsuit from David Letterman.
• A hand-mimeographed leaflet titled The Game of Love, describing in detail how Dungeons and Dragons inspires Satan worship. As you flip through it, you sort of nervously wish you could be sure that it was a joke.
• An encyclopaedic book of Pretty Strange Sites, one per page. Fun bathroom reading, basically.
• A sales flyer from Luddite Industries, which almost has to be a Subgenius front.
• A complete collection of back issues of The Onion, the trailblazing satire of modern American news.
• A short technical document, giving the official procedures for dealing with Viking Raids.
• A catalog of Demotivational Tools from Despair, Inc..
• A somewhat straight-faced report on how to use Doom as a System Administration Tool.
• A set of back issues of The Annals of Improbable Research, including an appendix marked Sharewair.
• A personal diary of Jesus Christ.
• A collection of articles by The Corporation, a bunch of serious wiseguys, including their analysis of the growing problem of Kitty Porn.